Almost a dragoon captain... in my fat dreams

Well today in bio while I should have been paying attention to my teacher (sorry Mrs. L) I was fantasizing about this weekend a camp out at the homestead with friends and mock battles... I know I'm probably the biggest loser on the face of the earth...  but anyway I had to question what I was going to wear to said mock battle and this is what I've got so far:

from the bottom up:  
                                    >tall black rubber rain boots.
                                    >red and black striped pirate stockings
                                    >my casual work jeans
                                    >18th century workshirt (puffy sleeved pirate shirt)
                                    >Vietnam war styled jacket.. (casual dress gone military)
                                    >an almost dragoon hat (which I'll take pics of the making of)

Other accessories include a wooden musket, pistols, and sword.  White leather gloves and sword belt.   I'm pumped so HA!

What if.....

What if I told you that I am currently blogging from my mobile device? What if I told you you could too? Well as it turned out my blog will pretty much format itself to any iPhone or Android smart phone. What if I told you my new plan to get hits to my blog? Well I I'm going to go to the apple store and open my blog on their iPhones,iPads,and iPods so that way when people open it they see the mobile formatting and I get a hit. Well wish me luck good night bloggee's 

hey, wasup, F--- the world.

So a lot has happened since my last post on the eighteenth of July, I went to Seattle, I started ninth grade, I actually picked up at Hale again; but whatever I digress....   The true purpose of this blog post was for me to share my real world experience on something that a lot of teens go through; peer pressure.

So today I had to walk home from school and I figured the most direct route would be through the local woods, Wintergreen woods (which is actually 95% percent oak) so I'm walking and I get about twenty yards from the wood's entrance, in the woods there was his group of upper class men smoking they pretty much were un-avoidable unless I wanted to walk through the  woods and whatever lurks under the leaves.  So I stayed on path listening to the Beatles I am the Walrus and one of the guys said to me "hey, you wanna mess around" his remark didn't really register at first so I took my right earbud out and said "huh, watcha say?" his reply left a shiver in my spine for the rest of my walk home, what had hit me so hard was when he reiterated himself and said "do you wanna mess around with pot?".  I stopped and thought for  moment I did just have a shitty phone call with my dad, I am stressed out between hale, my family, school but then the thought occurred to me what would my family think? What kind of hypocritical parent would I be preaching to my child not to take peer pressure or do drugs when I could have? in the end I just told them "Nah you guys, that shits whack, trust me" by doing this I come across as knowing what I'm talking about, and it sounds like I had gotten into trouble with is before, I left a lot unsaid.  and thats what you really have to do just keep your head down and be vague enough but at the same time profound enough to make a statement and leave the masses guessing.


Thats my story for today, I promise to update at some point...

IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!!!!! IIIIIKKKKKK

I completely understand that I haven't updated in like forever but I spent a week in Rhode Island and alot happened.  I'm not going into full detail.. but lets just say I screwed up, I fell, and I got back up and fixed the mess I made... I am also in need of a new cell phone, I lost mine and got  it back in a bowl of water so it is pretty screwed up.  and I have to live with it until Novemer until I'm entitled to an upgrade...  It pisses me off that I can get an upgrade on an arbitrary day but not when I need it.  Alas life goes on. 

happy 235th birthday America

So I found a bit of irony in my day today, I ended up drawing British captain Banastre Tarleton on the fourth of july.... if its not pure irony I don't know what is.  Now I'm going on the assumption the rest of the world fan girls and obsesses over him like I do.  He was a british dragoon over here in America during the revolution.  So I'd figured I'd upload it.....

I make blog fish?!?!?!?!

okay I know I just posted like maybe five minutes ago, but now you have a job! scroll to the bottom and click on the fish box to feed them! I made a fishy blog!!!

I'm sooo sorry for not uploading in like for ever!

I'm sorry, I've actually been busy since the last day of school.  Heres what's coming in the future of my blog:

>French  bread review
>Possibly a video
>My volunteering schedule
>YU-GI-OH coming back to haunt me
>Mobile formatting!!!!

I know this was quick and a pathetic excuse for a blog post.  so I leave with a popular viral video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii5IUihNuno

Just watch it.... and laugh!

High meadows

I went to the swim club out in Cheshire CT called High Meadows.  I love it there,  I went horseback riding and it was amazing, the horse I rode was so well behaved......Other than compulsive eating.  I did a lot more yesterday but it wasn't near as exciting.  Oh yeah, tomorrow is my last day of middle school!!!! Oh god I'm going to be a high schooler next year.....ughhhhhh.  So that is really about all I wanted to get across today just so I can have my update every 2 days or so.


bye

What do I do?

I'm at home and it's like 10:57, I graduated this morning. Now I don't know what to do, Oh No a TV storm warning! without school, I'm lost and the world is big and scary!!!

Hey you guys, I'm a graduate of the eighth grade and I just left after the ceremony which was all of an hour and a half.  So yeah I'm chillin out with comedy central and I have a reader question:

"If  you had a friend that wanted to know something but you didn't want them to know because they will never stop talking about it what should you do?"

Wow deep, just leave an answer in the comments and in a future post I'll put up some of my top picks.

Linen pants and a MAC!!!!!

So tomorrow I graduate from the eighth grade!!! I went shopping today for an outfit to wear to my graduation what do I come up with....... A pale blue "v" neck shirt a button down shirt to go over a summer blazer and to top it off (drumroll please) a pair of linen pants.  I love them they're so freaking  soft its amazing.

Yesterday I bought a computer not just a computer a power mac G5 I currently have it hooked up to the most ghetto setup ever! but I digress, My cousin Gene who is a computer genius basically gave it to me and I am making monthly payments until I pay off the $400 that it cost me.

In other other news today is my cousin's birthday you may know her as my one follower on this blog?
but yeah she's 17!!!! aaaahhhhh I remember when we were all under 10 arguing about who got to be who in a make believe game of avatar!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIREI, SONIA, ENNIN, or anything else you've been named over the years.  ;)

The co-leader in cuffs?!?!?!

As you all should know I am a revolutionary war reenactor and I volunteer at the Nathan Hale Homestead, well today something interesting happened.....I got made the co-leader of the "young friends of hale" or volunteer program.  So yeah then I got put in eighteenth century handcuffs by a british officer, then I screamed so patriotic hoo-hah at him.  I got splashed in the face with water and laughed at.  I was always one step ahead though, I had my wing man....or kid considering hes in 5th grade take the british flag and run with it, thus buying me time and my new found friends at the pottery tent <3's you guys!!!!

I am a rollercoaster person!!!!!

I went to six flags on friday and I discovered something about myself, I actually like to ride rollercoasters.  Of course one wouldn't say I had an easy transition into rollercoaster life (ie) the BIZZARO coaster was the first ride I went on......From the Two hundred twelve foot drop I went straight to BATMAN. Five upsidedown loops, I wanted to die but waiting in line for BIZZARO I learned that the scarriest part of the rollercoaster is in fact waiting in line.  Once I sit down and it starts to move I'm fine I'd go on it again and again.  So the moral of the story is if you are ever scared of something, confront it and look it in the face and tell it to "suck it"!  It'll be okay.  and remember it's a rollercoaster its safe........sorta.......muahahahahahaha Oh yeah HELLO WORLD!!! I am in fact alive and I have so much to blog, I guess you'll have to come back to find out.

Memorial Day Cheer!

Well with the long weekend coming to a close, I'd figured I should upload something describing my weekend...
First I had a half a school day on Friday but I left even earlier I left at 11:45 for an orthodontist appointment hence the Facebook profile change...I'll upload it later.  On Saturday I marched the Webb Deane Stevens museum along in our local parade, and the rest of the day I spent at a historical reenactment event with the fifth Connecticut regiment, continental line.  I got to drum a slow march around from the museum parking lot to the old first church Where the fifth had a small ceremony for their new unit flag, And back to the museum to take down the American flag.  Sunday I helped out in the process of painting the cement on our house.  And I slept part of the day, As for today I downloaded Angry Birds from Google chrome And Then I went shopping for summer and I went to the book store, where I got Kathy Griffin's Official book club selection memoir.  And now I'm blogging to you.....All in All it was a good weekend.  The best part of all is June starts this week which means school is almost over!!!!!

Whats up to my cup?

I've had it with glee's new directions nameing their original songs after random objects.  My headband, My cup, Trouty mouth.  Its sickening thats what it is.  I can't wait to get a mac, I've had it with viruses and hell in a computer.  HP IS CRAP!  ALL MODELS, SOFTWARE, AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!! Mac's where its at and when I get one I will die inside from happieness.  On to a new subject In my quest to buy a sixteen hundred dollar computer, I think I'm going to Moneitize this blog, but I need you to help me spread this blog, spread it to friends, family, local buisnesses, ect.  I'm going to try but I can't do it alone.....SPREAD IT!
                                      
thanks to http://siliconvalley.sla.org/archives/569 for the picture :)

19 of the worst pick up lines you have ever heard, guaranteed

1) Why don't we go back to my place and find my dragon balls?
2) Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk back again?
3) If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your jeans
4) My love for you is like diarrhea.  I just can't hold it in
5) Hi, I'm new to town, can I get directions to your place
6) If I could rearange the alphabet I'd sure put U and I together
7) I'm a vampire
8) DAMN! someone farted, let get outta here
9) Gurl, your a 9.99999... but you'd be a perfect 10 if your with me
10) Honey you just moved to the top of my "to do" list
11) You come on strong, like garlic milkshakes
12) If you were words on a page you'd be what they call a fine print
13) Hey baby, I'm a star, wanna taste my milky way?
14) My eyes seem small but my d*ck is huge
15) Are you from Tenessee because you're the only ten I see
16) Is this the matrix, cause I think you're the one
17) DAMN GURL! You hot! You must be the cause of global warming
18) Are you Jamaican? cause your Jamaican me crazy
19) I'm not feeling my self today, can I feel you?

These and many more have been a viral hit for years, but my question is what are the good pickups? the ones that don't make you crap yourself laughing? are there any? My point exactly, people just don't respond the same way to relationships, they aren't treated for what they are, like the human race the pickup line has evolved so much and become so over rated that no one cares anymore.  On this topic, does anybody know good pickups? I mean good like the 19 above, like funny ones? by the wathese came from a video on youtube by Mickeii, funny as hell <3's to you.  oh and before I forget again,
Double dream hands:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc

DOUBLE DREAM HANDS!

I swear to god if you've never seen this video......you're shameful, it is probably the wierdest video you will ever see.  So check it out, in other news I have found and tracked the apple i-phone theme song and I listen to it non-stop the song it really called perfect timing by orba squara and its easy, and makes me think of apple.  Speaking of apple I have plans to earn money so I can leave behind windows permenantly.  the notebook I intend to buy in a 13" MacBook air the 2011 version.....at widest .68" at its thinnest its an astonishing .11" the damn thing only weighs 2.9 pounds!!! as little as it is the price is pretty large **cough, cough** $1600 **cough, cough** what? I didn't say anything...... But I have a plan that will take me most of the summer and september, thats the wost case scenario.  The best case scenario is mid august or late july! I am now starting to realize that blogging is kinda like talking to yourself, but not well only if no one reads it. But as I have made it pretty clear I do know how many people see my page every week.  I didn't set it to daily because weekly is a larger number......its pretty pathetic, I know.

The honey badger don't care

If you aren't one of the 7,523,974 people who have seen the honey badger video on youtube, WATCH IT! it was funny and factual at the same time, I even dedicated my favebook profile to these marvolous creatures.  The video was brought to my attention by ijustine and she recomended it so I checked it out.  I have instructed my parents to refer to me as the honey badger and when I speak in third person, I call my self the honey badger.  So what's been up with you guys?  I know, it has in fact been a while since I've posted but I've been busy.  If you want to see te honey badger, with original narration by randall heres the link:    http://www.youtube.com/user/czg123#p/c/2A9D6BFCC78EDB71/0/4r7wHMg5Yjg it'll take you straight to the channel of czg123, a mad genius. 

Boston bible thumpers, circles in the harbor........MAY, DAMNIT!!!!!!

So yesterday I went to Boston, I made a few videos.....for my youtube channel of course.  A tea party enthusiast bible thumping palin jesus worshiper was giving a persentation at Quincy market, and like any other bored person I kept walking and totally ignored him and his donation box.  Well god forbid you skip the tea party, I was told I was going to burn in hell.  Now being a "kath-eter" or super kathy griffin fan I couldn't resist.....I stare him down and say " you really think that this is going to send me over, I'm a tenage boy....theres alot alreay against me, you ever hear of Kathy Griffin, well through her I've learned that your revisionist history, not aknowledging slavery, palin worshiping is conservitive bull shit!!!!" Yeah, it was a fun trip.  After that we really didn't do a lot, we took a boat into the harbor, it was kinda cool yet odly boring, and I have 30 something days left of school.  Then Its all summer for me! Until the start of High school........

Poetic complaints

And I'm back, I would post way more often but I refuse to use my Ipod to update, because I end up putting 1 or 2 sentences in the language of texting.  I wrote an iambic poem in language arts...

IAMBIC, AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT.

I am not a poetic humanbeing

Why do we need this useless thing

what has our school system bocome

why do we need this awful scum?

My teacher really got a kick out of that, NOT she was P.O.'d but I simply told her " I completed your assignment, you never specified what it had to be about." I got the points for doing the assignment, but not the quality of work completion points.

What has our world fallen to?

Handcrafted by small bitches......

Okay, either I can't read or I have attention issues because I tried to look at my chocolate bunny (HAPPY EASTER) and where the bunny says handcrafted in small batches, atleast this is what a normal human would see.....I however saw handcrafted by small bitches.  Yeah I know thats really bad but you know what, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.  So how was your zombie jesus day?  Mine was filled with food, laughs and family and all of that mushy crap they want you to believe on a hallmark tv movie of the week.  Good night all and don't let the rabid easter bunnies attack you in your sleep.

Back in CT

Ahhhhhhh a good trip is always needed, and I took one to Philedelphia recently (i.e. wednesday-thursday) and now I can honestly say I'm going to start saving money all through high school and college so after I graduate college I can take a year off and explore the beautifal world we live in.  Any ideas?  Well I'm starting to come off the "high" you get from having someone take a bag out of your hands, or being driven anywhere on command.  It's good, and I want to do more of it.  Although I do suppose I would forget everything from college before I do decide to get a job, probobaly back home in the north eastern continental US.  As dismal as I make it sound, as bad as it is or as boring for that matter it really isn't so bad.  Now by New England I'm guessing your mind jumps to Glimore Girls on ABC, WRONG.  Only a hollywood set is that quaint and peaceful, imagine being right next to a city populated by the heads of the businesses in that city.  God forbid they live there themselves, so they took the closest possible subarb away from the city BUT they're close enough to the city to drive in every day for work. Yeah I know I have way too much time on my hands, and people have told me that I complain enough about irrelevant things that I could replace andy rooney!  But alas I wait blogging and vlogging and for what?

Tomorrow in Philly, BIETCH!

Ahhhhh, I finally get to go out of state and get my butt to Philedelphia.  Even though it's only for one night, I'll still enjoy it.  I do have to wake up at an un godly hour in the morning......but it's worth it.  I think I'm going to try to post a picture on this blog:

   Beef extract--great on toast with butter, try it!

pic from....  dailymail.co.uk

It's been to long!

I know!!!!!! I haven't posted anything at all, but you know what I've been really busy lately so oh well! I promise I'll update more but not right now

Alright well the Plays this weekend, I'm kind of scared yet oddly excited? I was really hopin for more credit, but I'm just a member of the lowly stage crew. So yeah how've you guys been? And I know there are people in this world looking at this blog, I have one of my settings set to tell me when I get visited, hahahahahahahaha but what ever. Hasta luego!

All work no glory, the life of stage crew

After acquiring a position on the stage crew in my schools drama club I realized I absolutely hate it, most of the actors are snobs we just work nonstop, and they get to run out for bows at the end of the damn show!!!!!! This is messed up, tomorrow when I update on a light computer I'm going to scan a picture of homer Simpson I drew in art, and I want feedback and lots of it.

HP is dead to me, I'm through with the viruses and hassle I am officially an apple person. Now, where in the heck do I get a Mac?

Okay I mised a day............ Oh well!

So I'm stuck in Dead Space 2 and I love it!!!!! I have so much fun playing I really do think that I won't ever stop so if any one else can relate just start reading this.  and I have a youtube channel at some point when I post more I'll upload a link. 

I finally got somewhere?

So I actually started dead space 2 and I got a gun I can melee and kinesis so all I need to do now is get my stasis!
Oh yeah I uploaded a youtube video but its lost in cyber space (ie) we couldnt find it but I'll post a link to my channel soon

stop when your body tells you!

I was just at subway getting my dinner and something occured to me, when your full you should stop eating.  But this sudden revelation contridicts everything I've learned as a child......."your done eating when I say so" or the classic "clean your plate and then you get desert".  but when kids are ligit full shouldn't they be able to say no?! This is what I blame the age of teen obesity on....... being forced to over eat! it all makes sense now that I pieced it together.

In other news I'm stuck with writing a huge paper on astro-physics?!?!?!?!?!?! any thoughts?

woah! a blog?

I made a blog, I know....... but if I want to start on the right foot(youtube, facebook, twitter,this)with my new tech-savy lifestyle i'd might as well get this done.  I have a video camera and hopefully I'll upload to youtube sometime this week or next for the first time!!!!!!!! I decided to call this "vlog or blog" because I'll be doing both, vlogging(video blogging) and regular blogging from the comfort of my own computer.  Aw heck I'm here and if your reading this than you are to, so I won't rant and ramble endlessly(I'll save that for later)
bye, and enjoy